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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton, via pizza)

Anonymous asked: waht a awful blog!1 i hate this. its not helbel i swear on my akita

Helen I am taking away your computer time,

mustbeadaredevil:

best friends forever- lesbros

mustbeadaredevil:

best friends forever- lesbros

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

(via fake-mermaid)

dailyoddcompliment:

"Irrational Excitement"

dailyoddcompliment:

"Irrational Excitement"

ruinedchildhood:

was this show even real

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fecloras:

Classic Mary

fecloras:

Classic Mary

(Source: awkwardrabbit, via pizza)

assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

(via l0vely-r0ses)

I don’t even care that I didn’t win because
A. I didn’t even expect to make the top 6
B. I killed it (if I do say so myself)
C. It is impossible to be upset right now

marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

(via ruinedchildhood)